Tuesday, January 25, 2011
*%$!^%# hole OF THE CENTURY
Here's the secret to my success:
WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Image source Some time had passed and I believed the matter was cleared and more texts were sent, more misinterpretation and then lights began blinking frantically and sirens wailed and I was pronounced "BLEEP" hole of the Century!. Some people would appreciate this title but I did not. I don't want to be seen as a "BLEEP" hole of the Century, especially when I didn't intend to enter, and especially-ly (not a real word, I know!) because I care about my friend and would never nominate myself at the expense of our relationship.
I was handed my crown...and I was shocked, as I've said. Truely, I'm not quite worthy but the committee won't be convinced of that, my retraction and apology were never accepted and I won because of the committee's decision.
You too could be a winner without really trying because:
"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“People only see what they are prepared to see.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson